Coyans in the Czech Republic

I'm sure this isn't swine flu...

Hours laying sweaty on the bathroom floor by the toilet. Shivering with a fever in bed for over a day. Making our kids wait on us hand and foot. Not eating for a couple of days and finally eating crackers and then feeling sick again. Kids barfing in school right by the teacher's desk. Feverish kids patiently waiting for mummy to pick them up from school. Children asking sick mummies, "What's for dinner?" only to hear, "Nothing", because mum's too sick to think of food. Thinking you are better only to find that the smallest amount of work or movement makes you feel 80 years old. Reading hurts your eyes. Air hurts your skin. Sleeping all day to find that more sleep is yet required. I really hate the flu...good weightloss program, tho'.